Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

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Funny 50th birthday slogans.

50th birthday slogans generator happy 50. 49 maybe but never 50. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Fun is like life insurance.

It creeps up on you anon. Im 50 and feel great. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old.

Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. It took me 50 years to look this good.

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. Franklin pierce adams. Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3.

See more ideas about 50th birthday birthday 50th birthday party. Old age is like underwear. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. 50 is the five perfect 10s.

The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. These funny light hearted signs make great party decorations for any 50th birthday party.

Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3. As you grow older it will avoid you. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. I can t believe i m 50.

Happy birthday you old buzzard. Im not old im youthfully challenged. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent.

I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. The older you get the more it costs. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. Lets celebrate with a bottle of prune juice.

Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice.